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2024-04-07

Arrr mateys, Swabbing the deck was deemed a task fit only for the gods! But lo and behold, we scallywags have managed to trim the herbs without losing a finger or two. Aye, we be miracle workers indeed!

Arrr mateys, ye be hearin' tales about trimmin' the herbs? Aye, 'twas said to be an impossible task fer us scallywags. But fear not, for I be tellin' ye a tale of how we managed to conquer such a challenge! We gathered our crew, armed with swords and shears, ready to face the herbs head on.
We battled through the thicket of rosemary, thyme, and basil, slicin' and dicin' like true seadogs. The herbs put up a fight, wrigglin' and squirming in our hands, but we showed 'em who be the masters of the seas!
With every snip and clip, we trimmed those herbs down to size, leavin' 'em neat and tidy like a well-kept ship. The crew cheered and raised a toast to our victory, celebratin' our triumph over the impossible.
So next time ye be faced with a seemingly insurmountable task, me hearties, remember the tale of the trimmin' herbs. With courage, determination, and a bit of pirate spirit, no challenge be too great to overcome. Arrr!

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