“Arrr! Jade Empire be missin' the ship with Dragon Age and Mass Effect, thanks to Xbox’s daft counsel, says BioWare’s old sea dog!”
2025-02-26
Arrr, matey! Greg Zeschuk be wishin’ to hoist the sails on that fine cult classic RPG, settin’ it forth as a treasure on the Xbox 360 launch! Aye, a quest fit for the bravest buccaneers, or at least those with a hankerin' for pixelated plunder! Yarrr!
Arrr, gather ‘round me hearties, for I’ve a tale to spin about a scallywag named Greg Zeschuk! This buccaneer of the gaming seas had a grand notion to unleash a treasure of a role-playing game upon the unsuspecting folk when the fabled Xbox 360 first set sail in the stormy waters of the gaming world.Now, this be no ordinary game, but a cult classic, a gem that be shining brighter than a pirate’s gold! Greg, with a twinkle in his eye and a plan as cunning as a fox in a henhouse, thought, “By the restless tides of Davy Jones, I’ll make this beauty a launch game!” He dreamt of swashbucklers and landlubbers alike gatherin’ ‘round their glowing screens, pillaging and plundering in pixelated splendor.
But alas! The winds of fate be fickle, and the seas of game development be stormy. Despite his hearty ambitions, the stars did not align for ol’ Greg to hoist the sails on this fine vessel of a game at launch. But fret not, mateys, for the passion of this pirate still echoes across the gaming seas, forever dreaming of the day when this classic would finally set sail upon the Xbox waves!