Arrr, matey! Blade Runner 2099 be a true treasure, more like the old sea tale than Villeneuve's fancy yarn!
2025-03-18
Arrr, matey! Tom Burke be spoutin' that it’ll sway like a drunken sailor back to the good ol' days! Aye, we be settin’ sail for the original treasure, or me name ain't Blackbeard McSalty! Heave ho, ye scallywags!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I’ve a yarn to spin 'bout the words of one Tom Burke, a landlubber with a tongue as sharp as a cutlass! He be spoutin' that a grand venture shall lean ever closer to the fabled origins, like a ship drawn to the siren’s song on a moonlit night.Now, what be this “original,” ye ask? A treasure map, a forgotten tale, or perhaps the very recipe for the finest grog this side of Tortuga? Aye, it be a mystery wrapped in an enigma, sprinkled with a dash of sea salt! Tom, that clever scallywag, promises that the winds of change shall fill the sails of this venture, guidin’ it ever so gently back to its roots, like a wayward sailor findin’ his way home after a night of debauchery.
But beware! For every sailor who swears by the stars, there be a dozen who’ve lost their way in a bottle o’ rum! So, keep yer spyglass handy, and take heed of ol' Tom’s words, for they may just lead ye to fortune—or folly! In the end, whether it be a grand treasure or but a pile of barnacles, we shall raise our tankards and toast to the journey, aye!