Arrr, Capcom be hoistin' a new flag for Dino Crisis, but don’t be countin' yer doubloons just yet, matey!
2025-03-11
Arrr, me hearty! Be Dino Crisis caught in a tempest o’ trouble, or be it just a scurvy tale? The dino beasties be struttin’ about, but can they weather the storm or will they be left marooned on the shores o’ mediocrity? Avast, let’s find out!
Avast ye, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of dino-sized distress—aye, I be speakin' of the infamous “Dino Crisis”! Once a treasure o' the gaming seas, it now finds itself in a tempestuous storm o' uncertainty. Aye, does it be in crisis, ye ask? Shiver me timbers! The mighty Capcom be handin' over the helm of this dino-themed vessel, and it’s been lost at sea fer too long!In the days of yore, this fine game had us all runnin' from ferocious T-Rexes, but now it seems it be in a state o' disarray. The crew be wonderin' if that ol' girl can still ride the waves or if she be sunk to the briny depths. Rumors swirl like a hurricane about a new voyage, but naught be confirmed! Aye, we've seen many a game rise from the depths, like a kraken from the abyss, but will Dino Crisis join the ranks of the undead, or remain in the belly of Davy Jones?
So, me hearties, raise yer tankards and toast to the fate of Dino Crisis! May it weather the storms and return to plunder the hearts of gamers once more! For if it don’t, we’ll have to find ourselves a new treasure to chase, and that just won’t do! Arrr!