Arrr! Halle Berry be sayin’ she won’t be holdin’ the captain’s chair in the Avengers: Doomsday crew, savvy?
2025-04-05
Arrr, matey! Berry be not spinnin' the weather tale fer Doom in the next Marvel caper! That scallywag be too busy chasin' treasure to bother with that grim fella’s gloomy skies! Har har, let the winds blow where they may!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round, for I bring tidings from the treacherous seas of Hollywood! The scallywag known as Berry won’t be castin' his eye on the stormy skies for Doom in the next Marvel tale. Yarr, it be a curious twist o' fate, indeed!Ye see, ol’ Berry be a fine captain o’ the thespian seas, but it seems the winds be blowin’ him elsewhere. Maybe he’s off chasin’ mermaids or plunderin’ for buried treasure! Who knows? Rumors abound that this be a mighty blow to the dastardly villain, Doom. Without Berry’s forecast, will Doom be doomed to sail the seas alone?
Arrr, just think on it! A villain with a face like a stormcloud, lookin’ for a weatherman but finding naught but fish guts and barnacles! It be a tragedy fit for a shanty! The crew be wonderin’ if this be a sign from the heavens or just some trickery from the Devil himself!
So, raise yer tankards, me mateys! Here’s to Berry, the wayward pirate of predictions, and to Doom, who now must navigate the tumultuous waves without his trusty guide. Mayhaps he’ll find a magic compass or a talking parrot to help him steer clear of the calamity ahead!