Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Starfield be a wasted chance for Bethesda to give itself a jolly good makeover, aye!
2023-09-12
Arrr, matey! Starfield be a "next-gen" game what be stuck in Bethesda's olde ways, says me opinions. Methinks they be needin' a good swashbucklin' to shake things up a bit, arrr!
Arr, mateys! Ye be wantin' to hear me thoughts on Starfield, the game that be claimin' to be "next-gen" but still stuck in ol' Bethesda's ways, do ye? Well, hold on to yer peg legs, 'cause I've got a tale to spin!Now, ye see, Bethesda be known for its grand adventures, like the mighty Elder Scrolls and the pirate-infested waters of Fallout. But Starfield be a different beast, they say. A space-farin' voyage through the cosmos, they promise. But me hearties, it be nothin' more than a shiny coat o' paint on the same ol' ship.
First off, let's talk about the grand open worlds this crew be known for. They be vast and teemin' with life, but Starfield? It be more barren than a desert island. I've seen more action in a sea turtle race! Where be the alien bounties, the intergalactic taverns? It be a lonely voyage, I tell ye!
And what about the bugs, ye ask? Well, let me tell ye, mateys. Bethesda be famous for its buggy adventures, but Starfield be takin' it to a whole new level. I've seen crewmates floatin' in mid-air, ships glitchin' through asteroids, and worst of all, my trusty cutlass disappearin' into thin air! A pirate without a cutlass be like a ship without a sail!
But the most grievous offense of all be the lack of character. In the days of yore, ye could meet colorful folks with tales to tell in Bethesda's games. But in Starfield, it be like talkin' to a bunch of soulless automatons. Where be the wit, the charm, the roguish personalities? It be a sad state of affairs, I tell ye.
So, in conclusion, me hearties, Starfield be a disappointment. It be stuck in the past, clingin' to the same ol' formula. Bethesda needs to set sail on a new course, embrace the winds of change, and give us a game that be truly "next-gen." Until then, ye best be keepin' yer doubloons for more promisin' adventures elsewhere!