Yarrr! Brave souls of Armored Core 6, be aye usin' a barmy decal maker to mark their mechs with Elden Ring, The Witcher, Batman, and even some saucy anime art!
2023-08-26
Avast ye! Should ye be so inclined, ye may adorn thine mechanical contraption with wee buttocks, me hearties!
Arrr, me matey! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale o' technological wonders! In this fantastical world o' ours, ye can find yerself piloting a mighty mechanical beast, a mech they be callin' it. But that ain't all! Ye can customize it to yer heart's content, makin' it a true reflection o' yer personality.Now, here be the real treasure - ye can even give yer mech little bum cheeks, if ye be so inclined! Aye, ye heard it right, me hearties! Yer mech can have its very own booty, stickin' out fer all to see. 'Tis a sight that'll make ye crew chuckle with glee!
Picture this, ye scurvy dogs: sailin' on the high seas, yer mech stridin' with pride, and all of a sudden, ye catch sight of them little butt cheeks swingin' to and fro. 'Tis a sight that'll make even Davy Jones himself crack a smile!
Now, I reckon ye might be wonderin', why on earth would ye want such a thing? Well, me matey, sometimes a pirate's life can be a bit too serious, filled with plunderin', pillagin', and battlin' with scallywags. So, why not inject a bit o' humor into yer mechanical companion?
Imagine ye and yer crew standin' on the deck, gazin' at yer mech, and bursts of laughter fill the air as ye spot them wigglin' buttocks. 'Tis a sure way to lighten the mood and remind ye that even pirates need a hearty laugh now and then.
So, me hearties, next time ye be settin' sail in yer mech, don't forget to add them cheeky little features. 'Twill be a tale worth tellin' in every tavern across the seven seas. And remember, there be nothin' wrong with lettin' yer pirate spirit shine, even if it be through a bit o' silliness like butt cheeks on a mech!