Arrr! Just a week post webcam calamity, our blindfolded Mario matey snatches three records—ahoy, just another day at sea!
2025-02-21
Arrr, me hearties! I be burstin' forth like a cannonball from the ship! Ye best be watchin’ yer noggins, for this ol' sea dog be livin' life to the fullest, takin' on the seven seas with a hearty laugh! Avast, I be poppin' off like a bottle o' rum!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round and lend an ear, fer I be spoutin' tales o’ me recent escapades on the high seas! I be poppin' off these days like a cannon blast in a squall, lettin' loose me raucous laughter and merry jests. Aye, the winds be favorin’ me sails, and I be livin’ like a true buccaneer!