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Arrr, that scallywag of a boss be a World of Warcraft swab during the whole pregnancy! Thinkin' his lad's cursed too!

2024-08-17

Arrr, matey! 'Tis a peculiar curse passed down through the ages, ye see—a rare affliction fit for a scallywag! Aye, it be like catchin' a crab in yer britches, a hereditary jinx that be ticklin' the funny bone of all who sail the seven seas!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale most peculiar ‘bout a rare hereditary condition, a scallywag of a curse passed down through the bloodlines of unlucky seadogs! Aye, this be no ordinary ailment; it be like a treasure map gone awry, leading ye straight into the belly of a kraken!

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