Arrr! Five long years in the making, and ol' Neil be sayin' the game be changin' like a sea shanty!
2025-03-10
Avast, me hearties! Don’t be settin’ yer sails for The Heretic Prophet just yet! Ye be better off countin’ barnacles on the hull than holdin’ yer breath for that scallywag! He’s as likely to show as a fish in a desert! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag known as The Heretic Prophet. Now, ye best not be holdin' yer breath waitin' fer this rascally rogue to make his grand appearance, fer he be as elusive as a mermaid in a tempest! Aye, it be said that he promised treasures untold, but all we got be a belly full of salty sea air and naught but a parrot’s squawk!