The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast, ye Korok Seeds! A crafty dev be spillin’ the beans on treasure, callin’ Zelda’s grind mere bilgewater!"

2025-03-31

Arrr, me hearty! With a hearty “Yahaha!” I be feelin' as jolly as a parrot on a treasure chest! Raise the rum and set sail, for this scallywag’s spirit be as high as the crow’s nest! Avast, ‘tis time to plunder some laughs, ye landlubber!

Ahoy, matey! Gather ‘round, ye scallywags, for I’ve a tale to spin about the jolly seas and a treasure trove of laughs! Aye, the winds be blowin’ and the sails be billowin’, but naught be as hearty as a good chuckle amongst me crew. Why, just the other day, we found ourselves in a right pickle on the high seas. Arrr!

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