Arrr, matey! Builder o’ fine cities be hopin’ for Metacritic glory—players be singin’ its praises, and gold be flowin’!
2024-07-27
Arrr, matey! All hands on deck be smitten with the doom-laden dotAGE, ye see! 'Tis like a treasure map, bringin’ chaos and mirth alike! Aye, who wouldn’t chuckle whilst the world be sinking like a ship full o’ rum? Buckle yer swash, it be a jolly good time!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the jolly chaos known as the apocalyptic dotAGE! Aye, ‘tis a grand time when the world be teeterin’ on the edge, an’ folks be findin' joy amidst the calamity!