The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, this scallywag RPG be like a cursed Poké treasure, mixin' Darkest Dungeon with a hearty dose o' Slayin' the Spire!

2024-08-25

Avast, matey! The Voidsayer be hollerin’ fer ye to "snag 'em all!" Like a scallywag chasin' after gold doubloons! So hoist yer sails and set course, lest ye be left with naught but barnacles on yer arse! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be regalin’ ye with the tale of a scallywag known as Voidsayer, a clever buccaneer who be on a quest that be makin’ even Davy Jones raise a brow! This rogue be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, “Catch 'em all, ye salty sea dogs!”

Now, what be this “catchin’” ye ask? It be not the usual fishin’ fer sustenance, nay! Instead, Voidsayer be chasin’ a motley crew of fantastical beasts, critters that be lurkin’ in the depths of the briny deep and beyond. Aye, from sea serpents to sky pirates, he be collectin’ ‘em like shiny doubloons!

With a twinkle in his eye and a parrot perched upon his shoulder, Voidsayer be callin’ upon all who dare to join his merry band. “Bring forth yer nets and flasks!” he crows, “Fer every creature ye catch, a tale of glory be thine!” But mind ye, ‘tis not all smooth sailin’—a few beasts be as cranky as a sailor without his rum!

So hoist the sails, me hearties! Join Voidsayer on this grand escapade, where ye’ll be catchin’ critters and swappin’ tales ‘round the ol’ ship’s wheel. Just remember, in the end, ‘tis not the catchin’ that matters most, but the raucous laughter ye share on the high seas!

Read the Original Article