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The bloomin' actor for Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth be sayin' Cloud's line was drilled in 'is noggin fer months! Arrr!

2024-03-30

Arrr, me hearties! These two words be more frightenin' than a ghostly sea serpent! They be stickin' to ye like a barnacle on a ship's hull. Beware, mateys, for these words be havin' the power to send shivers down yer spine!

Arrr mateys, listen up! There be two words that strike fear in the hearts of even the bravest buccaneers: "dental appointment." Aye, me hearties, those two words be scarier than a ghost ship on a stormy night.
When ye hear those words, ye know ye be in for a world of hurt. The dread of the dreaded dentist be enough to make even Blackbeard himself quake in his boots. Arrr, the sound of the drill be like the wailing of a banshee, and the smell of the dentist's lair be enough to turn the strongest stomach.
But fear not, me hearties, for there be ways to survive the dreaded dental appointment. Ye can swig a bottle of rum beforehand to numb the pain, or ye can imagine ye be sailing the seven seas instead of sitting in that cursed chair. And remember, a clean bill of dental health be worth more than all the pieces of eight in the world.
So next time ye hear those two words with scary staying power, "dental appointment," don't run for the hills. Stand tall, me hearties, and face yer fears like the fearless pirates ye be. Arrr!

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