The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Assassin's Creed Shadows be havin' a whole isle o' cuddly kittens—like a cat paradise from Japan, savvy?

2025-03-23

Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! Behold the grand feline of the sea, AC Meow! With a swish of its tail and a hearty purr, this furry buccaneer be claimin’ all the treasure—fishy treats and warm sunbeams, savvy? Avast, prepare for a meowvelous adventure, ye landlubbers!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the most cunning feline to ever sail the high seas—AC Meow, the notorious pirate cat! This scallywag of a kitty be no ordinary tabby; nay, he be the master of mischief, prowlin’ the decks and plunderin’ hearts! With a swashbucklin’ swagger, AC Meow be sportin’ a bandana and a wee pirate hat, lookin’ sharper than a cutlass under the moonlight.

Now, ye may wonder, what be his treasure? Why, it be naught but the finest morsels of fish and the softest cushions aboard the ship! AC Meow be known to charm the crew with his adorable antics, causin’ a ruckus while snatchin’ fish from the galley, all the while givin’ the old captain a right good chase! When he’s not busy pilferin’ snacks, he be sunbakin’ on the bow, dreamin’ of grand adventures across the seven seas.

But beware, ye landlubbers! AC Meow be a fierce protector of his ship and crew. If ye dare to cross him, ye might find yerself at the mercy of his notorious ‘purr-lion’ maneuver! So raise a tankard to AC Meow, the pirate cat extraordinaire, for in his furry little heart beats the spirit of a true buccaneer!

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