Ye scurvy dog, Scarlett Johansson speaks out on the gossip of 'er return to the MCU! Arrr, she's got quite the jolly plan for Black Widow's comeback, I tell ye!
2023-11-14
Avast, matey! Belay yer aspirations!
Arr, me matey! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs, for I be speakin' in the tongue of a 17th-century pirate, and I be tellin' ye a tale full of humor and mischief. But, ye better not be raisin' yer hopes too high, for I be warnin' ye, mateys!Now, imagine ye be sailin' the high seas on a grand adventure, seekin' treasure and glory. But, don't be foolin' yerself, landlubber, for it be a treacherous journey ahead. The sea be filled with dangers, from fierce storms to deadly sea monsters. Ye be wishin' for smooth sailin', but I be tellin' ye, "Don't get yer hopes up!"
Picture yerself on a deserted island, dreamin' of bountiful gold doubloons buried in the sandy shores. Ye dig and ye dig, but what be yer reward? A mere rusty spoon. Shiver me timbers! Ye thought ye'd find treasure fit for a king, but instead, ye end up with a spoon fit for measly soup. "Don't get yer hopes up!" I be shoutin' from me pirate ship.
Now, gather 'round, ye scallywags, as I spin ye a yarn about love on the high seas. Ye set yer eyes on a fair maiden, the most beautiful lass ye ever did see. Ye be thinkin' she be yer ticket to happiness, but I be warnin' ye, matey, "Don't get yer hopes up!" For as ye approach her with charm and wit, she be turnin' out to be a fearsome pirate queen with a mean right hook. Ye thought ye found love, but instead, ye be findin' yerself tossed overboard. Har, har, har!
So, me hearties, as ye venture forth in life, remember these words of wisdom: "Don't get yer hopes up!" For the seas be rough, the treasures be elusive, and love be a fickle mistress. But fear not, for a pirate's life be full of laughter and adventure, even when hopes be dashed. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!