The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, says the old salt from Age of Empires, "Same ol' treasure hunt, just a shinier ship, matey!"

2024-12-31

Arrr, matey! If the ship be sailin' smooth and the grog be flowin', why be ye messin' with the riggin'? Leave the cursed thing be, lest ye find yerself swimmin' with the fishes! Aye, let the winds do their work, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be spinnin' a yarn 'bout a wise old saying from the salty seas of yore: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it!" Aye, it be a truth as sturdy as me ship's hull!

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