The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, some landlubbers be wishin' GTA 6 makes a hundred doubloons the norm, while a Baldur's matey says prices be stayin' steady!

2025-01-20

Arrr, me hearties! Be we the scallywags swipin' the treasure, or be we the poor sods havin' our doubloons plundered? The seas be murky, and I can't tell if we be the devil or the dandy! Ha!

Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve a ponderin’ that be ticklin’ me noggin! Is it we, the scallywags of the seven seas, who be playin’ the robbers, or be we the ones bein’ robbed blind by those dastardly landlubbers? Aye, it be a conundrum most curious!

Ye see, we sail the briny deep, hoistin’ our jolly roger and plunderin’ treasure from unsuspectin’ merchant ships. But, lo and behold! While we be fillin’ our hold with gold doubloons and shiny baubles, a thought strikes me like a cannonball to the belly: Are we the true pirates, or merely pawns in the game of fortune? Methinks those rascally merchants be robbin’ us of our precious time with their endless talk of trade and etiquette!

So, I ask ye, mateys, shall we continue to swing our cutlasses and shout “Arrr!” at every turn, or shall we turn the tide and chart a course for a life of leisure? Aye, ‘tis a fine pickle we find ourselves in! Let us raise a tankard and toast to the ambiguity of our plunderin’ ways. For in this grand adventure, who really be the robbers, and who be the robbed? Aye, that be a question fit for a bottle o’ rum and a long night of merry discourse!

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