Arrr, me mateys! Starfield be sailin' closer to becomin' a Star Wars game, as them modders exchange the po-lice for stormtroopers!
2023-09-11
Arrr, be them wee ones of a height more suitable fer landlubbers?
Arr, me matey! Ye be askin' about them short folks, be ye? Well, let me tell ye, them be a peculiar lot indeed. The landlubbers may call 'em short, but we pirates prefer to think of 'em as vertically challenged, savvy?Now, these wee ones may be small in stature, but don't ye dare underestimate 'em! They be quick as a cat and sneaky as a sea serpent. Ye see, when ye be sailin' the treacherous seas, a little height can come in handy. They can scuttle about the ship with ease, fit through tight spaces, and sneak up on their foes without bein' spotted. They be like pint-sized ninjas, ready to strike at any moment!
But ye be wonderin', why be they so short? Well, me hearties, that be a question as old as the seven seas. Some say it be the result of a curse, while others believe it be the remnants of a forgotten pirate tribe. And then there be those who claim it be the rum! Yes, ye heard right, the rum! They say that drinkin' too much of the grog can stunt yer growth. But who be needin' to grow tall when ye can plunder and pillage with the best of 'em, eh?
Now, ye might think bein' short be a disadvantage in a fight, but don't ye be fooled. These wee scallywags be fierce fighters, with a mean left hook and a sharp tongue. They be crafty, me matey, usin' their size to their advantage. And when they be swingin' from the riggin' or climbin' up the mast, they be nimble as a monkey!
So, me hearties, next time ye be seein' one of them short ones, don't be judgin' 'em by their size. They may be little, but they be mighty! And who knows, maybe one day ye'll be glad to have a vertically challenged pirate by yer side when ye be in a tight spot. Arr!