The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! After Valve’s scallywag warnings, the CS:GO crew be checkin’ their treasure chest to sail 'n' follow the code!

2025-03-12

"Arrr, we be thankin' ye for yer plunderin' of patience and yer hearty support, matey! Without yer mighty fine spirit, we'd be lost at sea like a ship without a rudder! Hoist the sails of gratitude, I say!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the bounteous treasure of gratitude we be holdin' fer ye fine crew! Aye, we be takin' a moment to tip our tricorn hats and raise a tankard o' grog in honor of yer unwavering patience and sturdy support. Like a steadfast ship in a tempest, ye've weathered the storms with us!

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