Arrr! Fresh ratings for Resident Evil 5 and 6 be makin’ us scallywags scratch our heads 'bout Capcom's jolly mischief!
2025-02-10
Avast, matey! Be ye speakin' of a remaster, a remake, or a fanciful remakester? Arrr, I say let’s hoist the sails of creativity and set course for a jolly good time! Whatever ye call it, let it be a treasure worth plunderin’! Yarrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, for I be speakin’ of a curious matter that be plaguin’ the seven seas of video games: the great debate of Remaster, Remake, and that scallywag known as the Remakester! Yarrr, what be the difference, ye ask? Allow me to spin ye a yarn!First up, we got the Remaster, savvy? It be like polishin’ up a barnacle-covered treasure chest. They take the old game, give it a fresh coat of paint, and voilà! It sparkles like a siren’s song. Ye still be playin’ the same ol’ ship, but now it shines brighter than a captain’s gold!
Next, we set sail to the Remake! Aye, this be a whole new beast, me hearties! It’s like takin’ yer ship and buildin’ a grand galleon from scratch, but keepin’ the spirit of the old vessel. The crew might be the same, but the sails be catchin’ a whole new wind! These remakes be breathin’ new life into tales long told.
Lastly, we encounter the Remakester! A mythical creature of sorts, a mash-up of both worlds! They be tryna outsmart us with fancy tricks, and ye never know what ye be gettin’ with this scamp! So, me buckos, raise a tankard to all three! May they bring us joy on the high seas of gaming!