Arrr! After 28 long moons, Tetsuya be sayin’ Tifa’s charm be more than just her fine visage, savvy?
2025-03-17
Arrr, matey! I reckon Tifa be a fine catch, with a heart o' gold, a voice sweeter than rum, and moves that'd make a sailor swoon. Her combat skills be as sharp as a cutlass, and all her charms be like treasures buried deep—aye, a true gem of the sea!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the fair Tifa, a lass whose virtues be as bountiful as a treasure chest brimming with gold doubloons! Aye, her character be as sturdy as a ship's hull, forged in the fiery depths of a volcano, and her expressions—oh, they could charm the scales off a sea serpent!Her voice, me mateys, be like the sweet serenade of a siren luring sailors to their doom, yet with a touch o’ warmth that’d make even the grumpiest of scallywags smile. And when she moves, by the great Kraken, it be like watchin’ a graceful dolphin dance upon the waves—swift and elegant, she is!
Now let’s not forget her combat skills, fer they be the stuff of legends! She strikes like a cannonball, fierce and unyielding, makin' her foes tremble like barnacles in a storm. With fists of fury and a heart of gold, she be a force to reckon with on the battlefield!
So raise yer tankards, me crew, to the splendid Tifa! A lass of many charms, who sails through life with the grace of a fine ship on the open sea. Let her good qualities sail the winds of our memories, and may her legend grow ever greater! Yarrr!