The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrrr, a new adventure be brewin' with Phoebe Waller-Bridge at the helm, set to plunder the high seas!

2024-05-14

Arrr, me hearties! Be warned, for the fearless Lara Croft be back on the high seas! Aye, she be plunderin' treasure and takin' no prisoners. Tis a sight to behold, mateys, so batten down yer hatches and prepare for adventure!

Oye mateys! Gather round and listen up, for I have some news that will shiver yer timbers and make ye jump for joy! Me hearties, the one and only Lara Croft be making her grand return to the high seas of gaming! Aye, ye heard me right - the swashbuckling adventurer be back in action, ready to plunder treasure and swash some buckles once more!
With her trusty pistols and her keen wit, Lara be a force to be reckoned with, a legend in her own right. From the depths of the jungle to the peaks of the mountains, there be no challenge too great for this fearless lass. And let's not forget her infamous tomb raiding skills - there be no treasure she can't find, no mystery she can't solve!
So batten down the hatches, me hearties, and prepare yerselves for the adventure of a lifetime! Lara Croft be back, and she be ready to take the gaming world by storm once more. So raise yer grog in her honor, and let's set sail on a grand new quest with our favorite pirate princess at the helm!

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