The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Captain America be settin’ sail in the briefest flick yet—shorter than Davy Jones' nap!

2025-01-15

Avast, me hearty! Tis but a mere whisper of time, less than two sands in the hourglass! A blink o' the eye, so let’s hoist the sails and make haste, for treasure awaits us quicker than a seagull swoopin’ for a crumb! Yarrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout time, that treacherous sea that be slippin' through our fingers like the finest rum! Aye, ye be wonderin' how long it takes to sail the seven seas or conquer the fiercest of beasts. Well, listen close, fer I be havin' a secret fer ye! ’Tis under two hours, savvy?

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