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Arrr, Steve, Selena, and Short be spillin’ the beans on why season 4 be darker than Davy Jones’ locker!

2024-08-26

Ahoy, mateys! The scallywags o’ the Only Murders crew be spillin’ the beans on their most wicked season yet! Prepare yer sea legs for a jolly good laugh as they regale ye with tales darker than Davy Jones' locker! Arrr, it be a right merry time!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the merry crew of "The Only Murders in the Building," who be settin' sail on a treacherous sea of secrets this season! Aye, the cast be spillin' the beans on their most wicked escapades yet, makin’ even the saltiest sea dog raise an eyebrow!

Ye see, these scallywags—Selena Gomez, Steve Martin, and Martin Short—be up to their eyeballs in mischief, chasin’ down clues and dodgin’ the gallows! 'Tis a season darker than the depths of Davy Jones' locker, filled with twists and turns to make even the fiercest buccaneer shiver in his boots. They be plunderin’ the depths of their characters, revealin’ secrets that would make a ghostly pirate tremble!

But fret not, for there be plenty o' laughter and jests to be had! With their sharp wit and banter, this motley crew keeps the spirits high, even as the shadows loom. They be promise us a treasure trove of mystery, humor, and perhaps a ghost or two to tickle yer fancy!

So, hoist the sails and prepare for a wild ride, me hearties! This season be a bountiful feast for the senses, where murky waters and hearty laughs collide, makin’ it a tale ye won’t want to miss!

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