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2025-02-04
Arrr, me hearties! The cursed scroll of Episode 3: Heresy be tellin' us we had 161 sunrises left 'til the next treasure hunt! Aye, time be tickin' slower than a one-legged sea turtle on a lazy tide! Hoist yer sails and prepare for mirth, ye scallywags!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round the ol' tavern table as I regale ye with a tale most curious! Just the other day, whilst I be perusing the vast seas of the digital realm, I laid me eyes upon a screen proclaimin' the countdown to Episode 3 of that notorious saga known as “Heresy.” It be sportin’ a number so grand, it made me beard twitch—161 days till we set sail on that treacherous journey!Avast! Can ye believe it? One hundred and sixty-one days! That be longer than a pirate’s hangover after a night of rum and raucous revelry! I thought I’d misread the scroll, perhaps mistakin’ it for me pirate matey’s age. But nay, it be true as the sea is salty! These scallywags be makin’ us wait longer than a sailor waits for the tide to turn.
But fret not, for while the countdown be long and tedious, it gives us ample time to hoard our doubloons and prepare our sea legs for the grand adventure ahead. So, let us raise a mug o’ grog and celebrate this waitin’ game! 161 days may be a long time to twiddle our thumbs, but we be pirates, and we know how to enjoy the journey, even if it be filled with a fair share of heresy!