The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the Helldivers 2 captain thought the cannon would roar, but it barely whispered: "We aimed for 150,000 hearty souls!"

2024-12-14

Arrr, matey! Arrowhead be caught flat-footed, like a landlubber at a ball, with 800,000 scallywags tryin’ to dive into the game all at once! ‘Twas chaos, I tell ye! A right fine hullabaloo of pirates and plunder, all wantin’ a taste of treasure!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of a fine establishment called Arrowhead, where the scallywags be tryin’ to dive into a most splendid game! But lo and behold, these landlubbers weren't ready for a mighty wave of 800,000 divers all clamorin' to leap into the fray at once! Aye, 'twas chaos on the high seas of the digital realm!

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