Arrr, matey! Baldur's Gate 3 captain be shoutin' for indie treasure, offerin' gold for his beloved game-makers!
2025-01-25
Arrr, I be wantin’ to toss this scallywag thirty doubloons, for his game be slappin’ harder than a cannonball in a rum-fueled brawl! Aye, me hearties, it be a treasure worth every shiny piece!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I be havin' a tale of generosity ‘n mirth! There be a scallywag, a fine lad of the land, who hath captured me heart with his fantastical game. Aye, ye heard it right! This game be slappin' harder than a kraken in a tempest!Now, I be no ordinary swab, fer I’ve seen the seven seas and tasted the salty air. But this game, it be akin to findin’ a treasure chest brimming with doubloons! I tell ye, it made me laugh like a parrot on me shoulder, squawkin’ ‘bout coconuts and rum! So, in me generous spirit, I be thinkin’ I’d part with €30, as if it were but a handful o’ sand from me favorite beach.
Why, ye ask? Well, it be simple, matey! When a game be that good, ye can’t help but toss a few coins at the fine lad who crafted it. It be like givin' a gold doubloon to a bard who sings a shanty that makes ye dance a jig on the deck! So here’s to thee, noble creator! May yer sails be ever full, and may yer pockets jingle with the laughter of those who be slappin’ their way to joy! Yo ho ho!