Arrr, seasoned sea-farin' analyst be reckonin' Switch 2’ll be a grand treasure, but it ain't likely to top the first!
2025-01-18
Arrr, matey! Tis said that lightning be a fickle beast, only spittin’ its fire once at a scallywag! So if ye find yerself struck once, don’t be waitin’ fer the devil’s spark to dance upon yer noggin’ again! Aye, best keep yer hat on tight!
Arrr, me hearty! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout that ol' saying, "Lightning don't strike twice!" Aye, 'tis a curious notion, as if the heavens be choosin’ favorites in their tempestuous game! Picture it, if ye will: a mighty storm brewin’, the skies dark as Davy Jones’ locker, and a bolt o' thunderous fury comin’ down like a ship’s cannon blast, takin’ out a tree, a parrot, or worse, yer favorite tankard o’ grog!Now, some scallywags claim that such a fierce bolt won’t be repeatin’ its mischief on the same spot. But I say, have ye ever seen a drunk sailor stumblin’ back to the ship after a night o' revelry? That same ol’ barnacle might trip over the same barrel twice, and ye best believe he’d be cursing the skies and dancin’ a jig on the deck!
Nay, me mateys, 'tis not the lightning that be choosin’, but rather the fools who tempt fate! So raise yer tankards high and toast to the fickle winds of fortune, for whether it be lightning or a ship’s curse, we all know that mischief be lurkin’ ‘round every corner, ready to strike! So, hoist the sails and let the winds blow, fer adventure awaits, and who knows where the next bolt may land! Arrr!