Arrr mateys, the scallywags of Helldivers 2 have bested the Automatons on Varylia 5 to claim the Emancipator Exosuit!
2024-05-26
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a fine new plaything for the landlubbers! Let the scallywags have their fun with this shiny trinket. But beware, it be no match for the mighty cutlass or cannon in a real battle. Aye, 'tis but a mere distraction for the bilge rats!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, for I have a tale to tell ye of a wondrous new contraption that be makin' its way to the troops. 'Tis a toy like no other, a marvel of modern technology that be sure to strike fear in the hearts of our enemies!This newfangled device be known as a cannon, a giant metal tube that be shootin' balls of iron at our foes with great speed and accuracy. Ye can be sure that once the enemy sees this beast in action, they'll be runnin' for the hills faster than a cat with its tail on fire!
Imagine the look on their faces when they see our mighty cannon belchin' smoke and fire, sendin' their ships to the bottom of the sea with a single blast. 'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties, and one that'll have our enemies shakin' in their boots!
So let us raise a toast to this new toy for the troops, and may it bring us many a victory on the high seas. And remember, me hearties, when ye hear the roar of the cannon and the crash of iron against wood, know that victory be nigh!