Ye scallywag took Arthur for a fool, making him chug hair tonics before a cutscene, only to see his locks go boom!
2024-02-17
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Morgan be knowin' all the secrets to growin' a fine mane of hair fit for a pirate king! If ye be wantin' luscious locks like Blackbeard himself, then ye best be askin' ol' Morgan for his hair-growin' tricks! Aye, he be the true scallywag barber!
Arr mateys, gather round and listen up! I've got some news that'll make ye jump for joy like a monkey on a barrel of rum. Morgan's got all the hair growth hacks we need to make our locks as luscious as a mermaid's tail. Ye heard me right, me hearties!Ye see, Morgan's been cookin' up some secret potions and spells that'll have our scalps sproutin' new strands faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers". No more worryin' about patchy beards or bald spots, me mates. With Morgan's help, we'll be sportin' luxurious manes that'll make Blackbeard himself jealous.
So raise yer tankards and shout a hearty "yo ho ho" for Morgan, the wizard of whiskers and the master of mops. Thanks to her, we'll be the most dashing crew on the seven seas, with hair as thick and glorious as a treasure trove. So next time ye see Morgan, give her a wink and a nod, for she's the true treasure in this here pirate's life. Yo ho ho and a bottle of hair growth potion!