Arrr! Hideo Kojima be spillin' the beans on Death Stranding 2: On the Beach! Collector's Edition be just as I foresaw, har har!
2025-03-09
Arrr, me hearties! The day be set, marked upon the map o' SXSW! Aye, ye can count on it like a treasure chest full o' gold doubloons! So hoist yer sails and ready yer rum, for the fun be brewin'!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round ye scallywags, for I’ve a tale to spin from the wild seas of the South by Southwest, where the landlubbers be celebratin’ all things artsy and techy! Aye, the date be set in stone, or perhaps in barnacles, as the good folk of SXSW did confirm it with much fanfare and a hearty cheer.The sun was settin’ on the horizon, paintin’ the sky in hues of gold, like a chest full of doubloons. 'Twas a fine day, and the landlubbers, dressed in their finest threads, be dancin’ and prancin’ about, awaitin’ the grand reveal. Aye, the excitement be thicker than a bowl of seaweed soup, and I, Captain Jolly Roger, be caught in the whirlpool of anticipation!
With a bellowin’ laugh and a twinkle in me eye, the date was proclaimed, echoing like cannon fire across the festival grounds! "Mark yer maps, ye salty sea dogs!" I shouted, “For on this day, we shall embark on a voyage of music, films, and merry-making!”
So hoist the sails and ready yer grog, for SXSW be callin’! And remember, if ye be missin’ the date, I’ll be sendin’ me crew to haul ye aboard for a good ol’ fashioned talkin’ to! Aye, it’s a date ye won’t want to miss, lest ye want to walk the plank!