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Arr, me hearties! Methinks the most enigmatic scallywag in Baldur's Gate 3 be a mighty force to reckon with, ye scurvy dogs!

2023-08-16

Arr matey, Withers be a grand treasure, not just a mere Revivify scroll. 'Tis a sentient beauty, carryin' the power to bring ye back from Davy Jones' locker! Aye, a true gem worth more than a chest o' doubloons!

In the jargon of a 17th century pirate, let me regale you with a tale about the illustrious Withers, a being far beyond the realms of a mere sentient Revivify scroll. Arrr, me hearties, gather 'round and listen closely!

Picture this, me mateys: a stormy night aboard the ship, waves crashing against the hull like a kraken's fury. Amidst the chaos, a mystical scroll appeared, radiating with a power not of this world. Lo and behold, it was none other than Withers, the embodiment of Revivify itself, but with a twist, much like a peg leg on a pirate!

Withers, me lads, possessed the ability to not only revive fallen crew members but also had a repertoire of pirate phrases that would make even Blackbeard himself chuckle. It would shout, "Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Prepare to be brought back to the land of the living, arrr!" Me crew would be awestruck, their sea-soaked hearts filled with laughter and renewed vigor.

But that ain't all, me hearties. Withers could also summon a ghostly parrot companion, aptly named Squawkers, who would perch on the shoulder of the one being revived and crack jokes about the state of the afterlife. Picture a skeleton matey being revived, only to hear Squawkers squawk, "Ye be lookin' like ye just had a swim with Davy Jones! Better keep yer bones intact, arrr!"

Withers became more than just a means of bringing our crewmates back from the dead; it became the life of our pirate parties! We'd gather 'round, sing sea shanties, and Withers would join in, belting out tunes like a siren calling us to adventure. We'd toast to our fallen brethren, raising our mugs and shouting, "To Withers, the jolliest scroll to sail the seven seas!"

So, me hearties, remember this tale of Withers, the sentient Revivify scroll, and the laughter it brought to us pirates. It be a reminder that even in the darkest of times, a touch of humor can mend any broken spirit. Fair winds and jolly sails to all me fellow buccaneers!

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