The Booty Report

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Arrr! The swabs o’ Erdtree be findin’ a cheeky boss-cheese skip, only to have the cap’n ban it fer treasure!

2024-08-06

Arrr, me hearties! Let’s hoist the sails and send that Scadutree Avatar to Davy Jones’ locker with the mighty force o’ gravity! Aye, we’ll make ‘im feel heavier than a chest o’ gold on a stormy night! Avast, prepare for a jolly good tumble!

Ahoy, matey! Gather ye scallywags, for I be spillin’ the beans on how to vanquish that pesky Scadutree Avatar! Aye, ye heard me right! This be no ordinary foe; he be a mighty tree of doom, sproutin’ leaves like a drunken parrot's feathers, and he thinks he be all that! But fear not, for we be havin’ a secret weapon: the power of gravity! Arrr!

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