The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arr, me hearties! Baldur's Gate 3 dev be still swept off their feet by the RPG's popularity. Insane numbers!

2024-02-23

Arrr, be they not stayin' just to witness the fancy smoochin' tricks? Methinks these scallywags be more interested in the romance on screen than the booty buried deep in the plot! Aye, some be only here for the kissy-kissy.

Arrr mateys, let me spin ye a tale of the land lubbers in the virtual realm, gawking at the newfangled kiss animations like it be the treasure of the seven seas! Aye, ye heard right, they be mesmerized by pixels puckering up, as if that be the grandest spectacle since Blackbeard's last plunder.
But mark me words, me hearties, there be more to this digital world than mere smooching avatars. Why, some might be stayin' for the thrill of the quest, the camaraderie of the crew, or simply the joy of escapin' the doldrums of everyday life. And yet, here they be, captivated by the sight of two virtual lips lockin' in a dance of pixels and passion.
So let us raise a tankard to these land lubbers, mayhaps they be findin' love in the virtual seas or simply enjoyin' a bit of whimsy in an otherwise mundane existence. And who knows, maybe the allure of the kiss animations be but the start of a grand adventure for them, leadin' them to treasure untold and tales to be told for generations to come.

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