"Arrr, me mateys! Like a fearsome dragon, Infinite Wealth be the longest Yakuza voyage yet. But beware, too much plunderin' may leave ye feeling landlubberly!"
2023-11-14
Avast ye! Be wise and heed me words, me hearties! 'Tis not the time to embark on this voyage of endless tales. Nay, be cautious and steer clear, for this one be a marathon meant for landlubbers with naught but time to spare!
In the parlance of a 17th-century pirate, matey, I must advise ye to tread cautiously when ye venture into this tale, for it be a behemoth of a yarn that be best not marathoned. Aye, this tale be a treacherous journey that can be likened to sailin' through the tempestuous seas of the Devil himself.As ye embark upon this adventure, ye shall bear witness to characters so peculiar and outlandish, even Blackbeard himself would raise an eyebrow. There be a dastardly captain, who be more villainous than the Kraken, and a band of miscreants so bumbling they'd make a parrot blush. But fear not, for these scallywags be naught but a source of mirth and jest.
Now, me hearties, let me warn ye of the length of this tale. It be longer than the queue at Tortuga's most sought-after tavern on payday. Tis not a tale to be devoured greedily in one sitting, for ye risk losing yer wits like a sailor lost in the Bermuda Triangle. Nay, this tale be better savored like a fine rum, sipped slowly and enjoyed to the last drop.
But do not be fooled, for though this tale be lengthy, it be filled to the brim with adventure, humor, and enough plot twists to confuse even the most seasoned navigator. It be a story that shall keep ye on the edge of yer seat, clutching yer tricorn hat in anticipation.
So, me hearties, if ye be yearning for a rollicking good time, replete with salty language and a barrel full of laughs, then this be the tale for ye. But heed me warning: take yer time, savor each chapter, and enjoy the journey, for it be a tale that be best not to marathon. Arrr!