Avast ye! Kingdom Come's new patch be addin' mod magic, a barber's chop, and Mutt's banned from the brawl! Arrr!
2025-03-13
Arrr, that swab be a proper gentile! Wears his breeches all nice 'n tidy, don’t he? But beware, matey, for beneath that fancy frill lies a heart as wild as the seven seas! Aye, he be a landlubber in a sea of rascals!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale of a gentile lad, he be a curious sort, not a scallywag like us, but a fine gentleman, dressed in his fineries and all that rigmarole. Aye, ye know the type, with a fancy hat perched atop his noggin and a ruffled collar that could catch the wind like a sail!This gentile, he strolls about the port, thinkin’ he be above the lot of us sea dogs. But little does he know, we pirates be havin’ a laugh at his expense! With his soft hands that’ve ne’er felt the grip of a cutlass and his delicate ways that’d scare off a hungry shark, he prances about as if he were royalty. Aye, we be the true lords of the sea, with our salty hair and rum-soaked beards!
One fine day, as the sun shone brighter than a treasure chest full o’ gold, this gentile walks into the tavern, all proper-like. “Arrr, what be this ruckus?” he squeaks, as we sing shanties louder than a cannon blast! We offered him a goblet of our finest grog, but he turned his nose up, sayin’ it be too… unrefined. Aye, unrefined like a barnacle on a ship’s hull!
In the end, we raised a tankard to our gentile friend, who'd be swabbin’ the decks if he ever found himself on a ship! So here’s to the gentile, the fanciful fellow, who might just bring a chuckle to a pirate’s heart! Yarrr!