The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Bill Skarsgård be keen to don the Joker's jester garb! "That'd be a right jolly adventure, matey!"

2025-01-02

Arrr, the scallywag from the Pennywise crew be settin’ his keen eyes on another jester o' the high seas! Yarr, this time he aims to plunder the laughter o’ a rival fool, ready to hoist the sails of mirth and mayhem! Avast, let the clownin’ commence!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I be about to spin ye a yarn 'bout that scallywag, the Pennywise actor! Aye, ye know the one, with the visage that could send a landlubber runnin' fer the hills! Seems he’s got his sights set on another jester of the deep, a veritable clown of the high seas! Yarr, it be not just any merry fool, but a rival who be sportin’ a grin as wide as the horizon!

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