Arrr, he be just like us! The Witcher 4 had him so riled, he nearly leapt from his captain's chair!
2024-12-14
"Arrr, matey! Join our jolly crew, be ye scallywag or landlubber! One o' us, one o' us, ye hear? We'll drink to yer spirit and share a hearty laugh whilst plundering the high seas! Aye, come aboard or be feedin' the fish!"
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale that be ticklin' the funny bone of even the grumpiest sea dog! Picture this: a crew of scallywags sailin' the briny deep, when they stumble upon a curious island, all covered in treasure and strange folk. Aye, as they set foot on the sandy shores, a chorus of voices rises up, chantin’ like a bunch o’ landlubbers, “One of us, one of us!”Now, what be this nonsense? These rascals, they be sportin’ odd hats and dancin' like they’ve had one too many tankards o’ grog! The crew, thinkin’ it a jolly good jest, decides to join in, shoutin’ along. But lo and behold, as the chant grows louder, it seems to charm the very palm trees into joinin’ the ruckus!
“One of us! One of us!” they bellow, and before ye know it, even the parrots be squawkin’ along! The captain, a bold lad with a beard fierce as a storm, declares, “Arrr, we be part of this merry band now!” So, they dance and sing ‘til the moon be high, and the treasure be forgotten. In the end, they leave the island, not with gold, but with a tale so silly it be worth more than any doubloon! Aye, that be the way o’ the sea, filled with mirth and mayhem!