The Booty Report

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Arrr, Tim Cain be ponderin’ if scallywags know their fancy games, sayin’ specific feedback be the treasure ye seek!

2025-01-08

Arrr, says Cain, "Ye scallywags be shoutin' 'stop givin' us daft foes!' But such grumblin' be no treasure map, it be leadin' us nowhere! Speak ye true, or walk the plank!"

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye the yarn of a scallywag named Cain, who be settin' sail on the treacherous seas of player feedback! Aye, ye know the sort: a crew of landlubbers complainin' about their foes bein' dumber than a barnacle on the hull of a ship. “Stop givin' us dumb enemies!” they bellow, like a parrot squawkin' at a sailor who forgot to feed it. But Cain, savvy as a captain navigatin' through a storm, be sayin', “That be no help at all, ye salty sea dogs!”

Ye see, our matey Cain believes that such grumblin' does naught but stir the pot of discontent. It’s like demandin' the wind change course just because ye can't catch a break in yer quest for treasure. A true captain knows that even the simplest of foes can teach us a thing or two about swordplay and strategy. So, instead of whinin' like a shipwrecked sailor, why not embrace the challenge and find the gold hidden in the muck?

In truth, me buckos, it be the journey through the stormy seas of battle that builds a mighty crew! So hoist the sails, laugh at the foolish foes, and let us plunder the depths of adventure together, lest we be left to wallow in the shallows of mediocrity!

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