Arrr, the captain o’ CDPR be wantin’ to sprinkle tasty tidbits o’ Witcher 4 to tease yer eager bellies!
2024-11-30
"Avast ye scallywags! Prepare yer napkins, lest ye be caught spillin' yer grub like a landlubber! We be feastin' like kings tonight, an' I won't be mopin' up after ye! Arrr!"
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round the grog barrels and lend me yer ears! 'Tis time to ready yer napkins for a feast fit for the fiercest of buccaneers! The tide be risin', and so be our appetites, aye!Picture this, ye scallywags: a grand table laden with fairest bounty from the briny deep! Roasted parrot, fried fish, and perhaps a bit o’ treasure in the form of golden fried potatoes! With a hearty "Arrr!", we’ll dig in like the ravenous lot we be! But beware, the gulls be always watchin’, eager to snatch a morsel from yer plate! Keep a keen eye, or ye might end up with naught but a crusty old bone.
And what’s a feast without some fine rum, I ask ye? Let the spirits flow like the waves beneath our ships! Raise yer tankards high and toast to the wind in our sails and the treasure yet to be found! But don’t be spillin’ it on yer fancy napkin, or ye’ll be the laughingstock of the crew!
So, me mateys, grab yer napkins with a flourish, for tonight we feast as kings o’ the sea! And remember, if ye spill, ye best swab the deck with yer shirt, or ye be walkin’ the plank! Arrr! Now, let the merriment begin!