The Booty Report

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Arrr, the bloomin’ Intergalactic Heretic Prophet crew be in a right mess 'cause o' a sneaky QR code! I’m lost, matey!

2024-12-16

Arrr, matey! Spin ye tale like I be a wee scallywag of five summers! Make it as simple as catchin’ a fish in a barrel, I say! No need for fancy words—just share the treasure o' knowledge in a way this landlubber can grasp! Aye!

Ahoy, me hearty! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, fer I be settin' sail on a tale as simple as a treasure map! Imagine ye be but a wee lass or lad, and ye be askin' me, "What’s this here explainin’ business, like I’m but five years old?"

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