The Booty Report

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Blizzard be sharin' a way 'round Diablo 4's bug o' the Seneschal Brazier, arrr! While they work on a proper fix, mateys!

2024-01-23

Arrr, 'tis a wee bit scurvy, but 'twill serve me purpose for the time bein', me hearties!

Arrr, me matey! 'Tis a peculiar situation we find ourselves in, ain't it? This contraption ye see before ye may not be the finest vessel in the seven seas, but it be servin' its purpose for the time bein'. Aye, 'tis a little janky, if ye catch me drift, but beggars can't be choosers in these treacherous waters.

Now, picture this, me hearties: imagine ye be sailin' on a ship with a leaky hull, patched up with nothin' but hope and a few measly planks. That's precisely what this situation be like. It may not be the grandest ship in the fleet, but it'll keep us floatin' for now, savin' us from Davy Jones' locker.

Arrr, let's not be too hasty in judgin' this ship. 'Tis a rickety vessel, no doubt, but it's got character. Like an ol' sea dog with a peg leg, it may hobble and wobble, but it's got stories to tell. Just like this contraption before us, it's seen its fair share of adventures and misadventures.

Now, ye might be wonderin' why we've ended up sailin' on such a ramshackle ship. Well, me matey, when ye find yerself in a storm, ye grab hold of whatever life preserver comes yer way. This here ship may not be the Queen Anne's Revenge, but beggin' yer pardon, it'll do the trick until we can find ourselves a finer vessel to sail on.

So, me fellow buccaneers, fear not and keep yer spirits high! This ship may be a bit wonky, but it'll keep us afloat until we reach safer shores. And who knows, maybe this vessel will bring us a tale or two worth sharin' in the taverns. After all, 'tis not always about the ship ye sail on, but the adventures ye have along the way.

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