Arrr, me hearties! Methinks them Resident Evil enthusiasts be reckonin' a guaranteed 5 remake after Separate Ways! Yo ho ho!
2023-10-03
Arr, methinks it be a fair sight probable!
Arrr, me matey! Ye be askin' for a summary, in the tongue of a 17th century pirate, no less. Well, methinks I be up for the challenge, so here be me attempt at a humorous summary in under 300 words:Avast ye, me hearties! It seems quite probable, I tell ye. The odds be in our favor, like a fair wind blowin' through the sails. Methinks we be onto somethin' grand, aye. The clues be alignin' like stars in the night sky, pointin' us toward a booty worth fightin' for!
Now, don't ye be gettin' yer hopes up too high, me lads and lasses. The sea be a treacherous mistress, and she be known to play tricks on even the savviest of pirates. But mark me words, this here be lookin' mighty promising.
Picture this, me hearties: a hidden treasure, buried deep on a deserted island. A chest filled to the brim with doubloons, jewels, and trinkets fit for a king. It be callin' to us, beckonin' like a siren's song. Arrr, can ye hear it?
Now, I won't be feedin' ye with false hopes, me mateys. We still be facin' challenges aplenty. There be other scallywags on the hunt for this very same treasure, and they won't be sharin' it without a fight. But fear not, for we be a crew of fierce and fearless pirates!
So gather 'round, me hearties, and listen well. We be settin' sail on the morrow, chasin' our dreams and the promise of riches untold. Sure, it be a risky venture, but ain't that what bein' a pirate is all about? The thrill of the unknown, the taste of adventure on our tongues.
So batten down the hatches and hoist the Jolly Roger high! We be embarkin' on a quest, bold and daring. And mark me words, me mateys, it sure does look likely that fortune be waitin' just beyond the horizon. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!