Arrr! The Daredevil trailer be slinkin’ slyly, hintin’ at Netflix’s Marvel crew and their ruckus in the MCU!
2025-01-16
"Arrr, matey! Be this ship now under a fresh captain's thumb? Aye, I be wonderin' if the grog's still flowin' or if we're bound fer a dry dock! Har har har!"
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the high seas under new management! Aye, the winds o' change be blowin' through our jolly ship, the Soggy Seahorse! Our old captain, a scallywag of a man, be overboard with naught but a barrel o' rum to keep him company, leavin' us under the watchful eye o' a new captain, a real landlubber who thinks a cutlass be a fancy swordfish!This new captain, bless his heart, be tryin’ to bring order to our chaotic crew. He’s got grand ideas, like makin’ us swab the decks at sunrise instead o’ noon, and he even suggested we replace grog with... water! The very idea makes me shiver me timbers! Why, a pirate without his rum be like a ship without sails, stuck in a bottle o’ pickle juice!
But fear not, me hearties! We may have a landlubber at the helm, but we’ll not be lettin' him turn us into a band o' lily-livered tea-drinkers! Nay, we’ll teach him the ways of the sea, one cannonball at a time! So raise yer tankards high, for it be a new era o’ mischief under this new mismanagement. Let’s show ‘em how real pirates party, or I’ll make 'em walk the plank while singin’ sea shanties! Arrr!