Arrr, matey! 'Tis not the Switch 2, but Nintendo be settin' sail with a $100 timepiece for yer booty!
2025-01-13
Arrr, me hearty! This be the grand tidin' ye be hopin' fer, aye? Aye, 'tis like findin' treasure in a shipwreck—worth a hearty laugh and a pint o' grog! So raise yer tankard and let the merriment commence!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be bringin' ye tidin's that surely be ticklin' yer fancy! Aye, this be the grand announcement ye be hopin' for, ain't it? If ye thought I be spoutin' tales of buried treasure or a cursed ship, ye be mistaken, me salty sea dogs!