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Arrr! Ben Stiller be sayin’ Step Brothers be the treasure map that led him to Adam Scott’s thespian gold in Severance!

2025-02-19

Arrr, there be one jolly spectacle that tickled me fancy! A sight so grand, it made me parrot squawk with glee and me wooden leg dance a jig! Aye, it be a scene fit for a crew o' scallywags and ruffians like us!

Arrr! Ben Stiller be sayin’ Step Brothers be the treasure map that led him to Adam Scott’s thespian gold in Severance!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a yarn about a scene that be stickin’ in me mind like barnacles on a hull! Picture this: a grand tavern, filled to the brim with raucous scallywags, singin’ shanties and swillin’ grog as if it be the last day on earth! The air be thick with the stench of sweat and unwashed buccaneers, a most delightfully foul concoction!

In the midst of this merry chaos, there be a fine lass, her hair a cascade of fiery red like a sunset on the high seas. She be dancin’ like a madwoman, swingin’ her arms as if tryin’ to ward off an invisible kraken! The crew be hootin’ and hollerin’, tossin’ their tankards in the air like they be celebratin’ victory over a rival ship!

But lo! In the far corner, a lanky landlubber be tryin’ to impress the lass, dancin’ like a fish outta water, all arms and legs flailin’ about. He be spillin’ his drink all over himself, lookin’ more like a soggy parrot than a dancin’ man! The whole tavern erupted in fits of laughter, me included! Aye, it be a moment to remember, a true spectacle of seafarin’ folly!

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