The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! It be takin' two to sell 20 million doubloons! Yet Fares be claimin’ numbers looked worse than Davy Jones’ locker!

2025-03-14

Arrr, matey! Cast not yer hopes to the briny deep! Keep yer heart stout and yer sails high, for even the fiercest storm can't sink a dreamin’ soul. So hoist yer flags and chase those visions, lest ye be a landlubber forever! Yarrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be spoutin' wisdom fit for the high seas! In this grand adventure we call life, ye best not be tossin' yer dreams overboard like old cannonballs! Nay, I say! Hold fast to those visions like a ship to her anchor!

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