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Avast! After two moons o' scurvy Steam reviews, Assassin's Creed's patch be makin' 'em playable again, savvy? Arrr!

2025-01-14

Arrr, me hearties! Both me games plummeted from ‘Very Positive’ to ‘Mixed’ like a ship caught in a storm, thanks to a scallywag Windows update that broke the whole treasure map! Now we be sailin’ in troubled waters, laughin’ through the chaos! Avast, what a jolly mess!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of woe 'bout two fine games that sailed the seas o' Steam with a bounty o' 'Very Positive' reviews, only to be sent straight to Davy Jones' locker by a treacherous Windows update that struck like a Kraken in the dead of night!

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