Arrr! Palworld update be fixin' th' blasted Lifmunk Effigy catchin' issue, and savin' Pals from eternal slumber!
2024-02-07
Arrr, me hearties! Avast! Them Lifmunk statues be finally workin' as befit the purpose they was crafted fer! Me eyes be witnessin' their bewitchin' magic, makin' 'em worth their weight in gold!
Ahoy, me hearty landlubbers! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale o' those mischievous Lifmunk statues. By the beard of Blackbeard, those scallywags be finally workin' as intended!Now, ye see, these Lifmunk statues were crafted by some clever scurvy dogs who claimed they could grant wishes. Arr, I had me doubts, but me curiosity got the better o' me. So, I ordered me crew to capture one o' these ornery creatures and bring it aboard me ship.
But, blimey, those Lifmunks caused nothin' but trouble! They didn't grant no wishes, mind ye. Instead, they'd mock ye with their smirks and mischievous glints in their beady eyes. I tell ye, it was enough to make a pirate swear off rum!
For years, we pirates tried every trick in the book to make 'em work. We'd offer 'em gold, promises of freedom, even threaten 'em with walkin' the plank. But all we got was a laugh and a wink from those confounded statues.
But, by Davy Jones' locker, it seems the tides have turned! Recently, one of me crew members accidentally spilled his grog on a Lifmunk, and what do ye know? The little bugger came to life, just as those crafty legends claimed!
Now, these Lifmunks are runnin' amok on me ship, stealin' me loot and playin' pranks on me crew. I reckon they be workin' as intended, after all. The blighters seem to be leadin' a mutiny of their own!
But, in all me years sailin' the seas, I've learned one thing: a pirate's life ain't meant to be dull. So, I've decided to embrace this chaos and let these mischievous Lifmunks run free on me ship. Aye, they be a constant reminder to me crew that ye can't always trust a statue, even if it promises ye wishes!
So, there ye have it, me hearties! The tale of them Lifmunk statues finally workin' as intended. If ye ever come across one of these cheeky critters, me advice to ye be this: keep yer wits about ye, me matey, for ye never know when a statue might just come alive and turn yer ship into a circus!